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If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise

If disguise means kevlar full-body armour, and the woods are around Hebron, NY, that is. Because the locals are wont to shoot first, and answer police questions later.

While driving down the back roads at night, four friends accidentally entered the wrong driveway. The homeowner came out to meet them, gun blazing, killing one.

The type of bullet that killed Ms Gillis was a large lead slug fired from a 12-gauge shotgun, according to the Times Union newspaper. It is typically used to hunt big game, the newspaper reports. Investigators have not said what weapon was used in the shooting.

George Wright, BBC News

I'm gonna hazard a guess that it was a 12-gauge shotgun, George.

Separately, a householder in the US state of Missouri was charged with shooting a teenager who rang the wrong doorbell while picking up his younger brothers. Unlike in that case - where the victim is black and the alleged gunman is white - both Ms Gillis and Mr Monahan are white.

George Wright, BBC News

Also, unlike in this case, the victim thankfully survived. But this is why the land of the free allows gun ownership, so that home owners can protect themselves and their property from unarmed, accidental visitors. Even white ones. Oh…

Ron Burgundy: “Boy, that escalated quickly…I mean, that really got out of hand fast!”