Albie or Ari?
(United Research Forum)
It's been a while since I've heard from the 'tards at United Research Forum, but Albert Smith
—hohoho—has broken cover and gone over the top
, as it were.
His message is so clearly written with an unprofessional level of English that I'm not even going to bother highlighting its inadequacies. Suffice it to say, I suspect Albert/Ari's actual location to be more accurately defined by the email timestamp than the claimed mailing address.
Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2022 00:22:06 +0530
From: Animal Science & Veterinary Medicine <events@scimedabstractsubmission.biz>
Reply-To: Animal Science & Veterinary Medicine <albertsmith@scientificresearch.uk>
Subject: You are invited as a Speaker for Animal science and Veterinary Medicine Webinar
Greeting from United Research Forum, UK..!! I am Albert Smith, United Research Forum, the UK delighted by having the opportunity to give information about the 3rd International Conference on Animal Science and Veterinary medicine, on December 12-13, 2022 A big reason for conducting this conference is to gather with like-minded people and industry peers. This Conference brings together people from all different geographical areas that share a common discipline or field, and they are a great way to meet new people in your field. We believe it would be most helpful for you to attend and benefit from the presentations scheduled during the conference. We hope that we will benefit a lot from your presence. Conference link: Website For a quick response, you can contact us on WhatsApp No. +44 7723871183 Regards, Albert Smith United Research Forum 71-75 SHELTON STREET COVENT GARDEN, WC2H 9JQ, LONDON, UK Disclaimer: If you do not wish to receive emails from ASVM conference 2022 in the future, "Unsubscribe."
My response…I just wonder whether they'll wonder:
Are you really Albert Smith, based in London, or Ari Singh, based somewhere in Andhra Pradesh? There’s a clue…somewhere!
Pharmaceutics Conference 2023
The objectives of our next [conference] are as follows
…[tumbleweed]
So, we don't know what the objectives are, other than to screw money out of delegates for participating in an event with zero return on investment. I wonder if anyone reads this crap and really thinks it's a good idea to attend.
At least my correspondent isn't pretending with a fake westernised name. But, despite the UK phone number, the timestamp and this little snippet in the HTML suggest it's a redirect: <span lang="EN-IN">
The domain hosting the link to the website* and the tracking image looked suspiciously familiar: urfpublishers.org. Praveen doesn't give his mailing address, but it's there on the contact page: 1-75 Shelton St, Covent Garden, London WC2H 9JQ, United Kingdom.
Yes, this is another of United Research Forum's efforts. So I'm just tacking it here.
Reply-To: "praveenjackson@scientificgroup.org" <praveenjackson@scientificgroup.org>
From: "Pharmaceutical Science" <praveenjackson@researchexplore.org>
Subject: Please share your research with us at Pharmaceutics Conference 2023
Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2022 11:39:40 +0530 (IST)
We hope you are having a great day...!!, Providing fresh perspectives and solutions to help technology, innovation, and growth advance. The objectives of our next Global Conference on Pharmaceutical Science, Antibiotics, Vaccines and Drug Research are as follows. We feel you would be an excellent candidate to speak on this evolution, and we would like to ask you to do so. Full Name: Global Conference on Pharmaceutical Science, Antibiotics, Vaccines and Drug Research Theme: Overview of Recent Trends and Innovations in Pharmaceutical Science and Drug Research Date: March 18-19, 2023 | Dubai, UAE Website : Pharmaceutical We cordially invite you to participate as a speaker or delegate in the exciting Pharmaceutics Conference 2023, where you will be able to express your thoughts on transferring and sharing ideas through worldwide networking in order to accelerate scientific and technical breakthroughs. We’re hoping for a positive response from you. Best Regards, Mr. Praveen Jackson Program Director Pharmaceutics Conference 2023 WhatsApp: +44 7402 805923 Email: urforum.praveen@gmail.com You are receiving this email because of your relationship with the sender. To safely unsubscribe or modify your subscription settings please click here
<img src="http://mailer.urfpublishers.org/misc/pages/email_view_count/[snip]" width="1" height="1" border="0" />* Another redirect: http://mailer.urfpublishers.org/misc/pages/link/url:~[snip]~https://urforum.tech/pharma/
Dentistry 2023
It's not just predatory publishers who're in awe of my skills and expertise in the field of dentistry, urforum has cottoned on and wants a piece of the me-me-me action. And Dentistry 2023's loss will be someone else's gain.
Despite his mail server being based in India, probably Hyderabad, Kiran's contact address via the website is the same as Praveen Jackson's. And, yes, that is correct, not a copy error on my part: 1-75 Shelton St, Covent Garden, London WC2H 9JQ, United Kingdom. Not 71-75, as Albie states, oh no: 1-75! Clearly this is a rapidly expanding business. (no)
Received: [snip]; Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:41:24 +0530 (IST)
Reply-To: "kiranparker@researchinnovations.org" <kiranparker@researchinnovations.org>
From: "Dentistry and Dental Materials" <kiranparker@researchpublishers.net>
Subject: Great Opportunity to talk on Dentistry held on March 27-28, 2023 at Dubai.
Hope you are doing great!! United Research Forum is proudly presents the “International Conference on Dentistry and Dental Materials” during March 15-16, 2023 at Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Based on your expertise and experience in the field of Dental, Oral Health‚….etc. we are honoured to invite you as a Speaker. For more details: Dental We would also love to hear your thoughts and opinions in this direction. We look forward to your positive response. Best Wishes, Mr. Kiran Parker | Program Manager | Dentistry 2023 Whatsapp: +44-748-135-4832 Email: kiranparker@urforum.org **Registration fee will be applicable for this Conference You are receiving this email because of your relationship with the sender. To safely unsubscribe or modify your subscription settings please click here
<img src="http://mailer.urfresearch.com/misc/pages/email_view_count/~[snip]~" width="1" height="1" border="0" />That link: http://mailer.urfresearch.com/misc/pages/link/url:~[snip]~https://urforum.tech/dental
Euro Pharmaceutics 2023
How tragic, Clara Jane can't spell pharmaceutics
. That would be bad enough, but getting it wrong in the addresses for communications, including registering the wrong domain name, is a whole other level of incompetence. (LOL)
My first thought was to reply to the effect that I don't study pharmaceuitcs
, but thought better of confirming live. So, I'm just gonna dump her here; I've never come across SCITECHSERIES before, but she shares an address with Albie et al., so I'm assuming she's part of the same skeevy outfit.
From: Euro Pharmaceutics 2023 <pharmaceuitcs@pharmaceuitcs-congress.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2023 09:58:46 +0000
Subject: Emerging Trends in Nanotechnology for Drug Delivery
Reply-To: Euro Pharmaceutics 2023 <pharmaceuitcs@pharmaceuitcs-congress.com>
Sender: pharmaceuitcs@pharmaceuitcs-congress.com
I hope this email finds you well. On behalf of the organizing committee, I am delighted to extend an invitation for you to speak at the “2nd International Conference on Pharmaceutics and Novel Drug Delivery Systems” scheduled as COMPLETE VIRTUAL EVENT during September 21-22, 2023. The International Conference on Pharmaceutics and Novel Drug Delivery Systems is a prestigious event that brings together leading experts, researchers, and professionals from the pharmaceutical industry to share their latest findings and advancements in drug delivery systems, pharmaceutical sciences, and related fields. The conference aims to facilitate meaningful discussions, promote collaboration, and accelerate research breakthroughs that will shape the future of drug delivery technologies. We kindly request you to deliver a keynote speech during the conference. The theme of the conference is “Futuristic Technologies in Pharmaceutics & Novel Drug Delivery Systems” In addition to the speaking opportunity, we would be delighted if you could participate in panel discussions, attend networking sessions, and share your experiences with young researchers and students who will be attending the conference. We kindly request your response to confirm your participation. If you have any queries or require further information, please don't hesitate to contact us. Thank you for considering our invitation. We are looking forward to your positive response. Sincerely, Clara Jane Program Manager | Euro Pharmaceutics 2023 Email: pharmaceuitcs@scitechconference.com Phone: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: + 44 1407380045 ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ To suspend further email notifications from us, reply with "Pause" in the subject line or body. UNSUBSCRIBE
<img src="http://tracking.pharmaceuitcs-congress.com/tracking/open?msgid=3DDif902uvdMOWq1LxAEDNug2&c=[snip]" style="width:1px;height:1px" alt="" />Gynecology and Obstetrics 2024
Elizabeth Mary kindly requests my esteemed self to consider my participation as a distinguished speaker at Gynecology and Obstetrics 2024. I can't think why I should, or why she's writing to follow up
with a reminder to a previous invitation that I doubt ever existed.
Still, if she thinks that'll get my attention, I'm sure my reply will get hers!
From: Gynecology Conference <gynecology@scitecheuropeconference.com> Subject: Reminder: Secure your slot at Gynecology 2024 Importance: high Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2024 10:33:16 +0000 Message-ID: <MAXPR01MB2991363536D7BBF1FF71B2B4D4032@MAXPR01MB2991.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM> Accept-Language: en-US Content-Language: en-US
Dear [snip], I trust this message finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to follow up on the invitation extended to you earlier regarding your potential participation as a distinguished speaker at the 2nd International Conference on Gynecology and Obstetrics, scheduled to be held in Zurich, Switzerland on June 19-20, 2024. We kindly request your esteemed self to consider submitting an abstract for your presentation at your earliest convenience. For Abstract submission, please visit: https://www.scitechseries.com/gynaecology-obstetrics/abstract-submission Should you require any clarification or additional information, please feel free to reach out to me directly. We hold your time and expertise in the highest regard and are committed to accommodating any needs you may have. Thank you once again for considering our invitation. We eagerly anticipate your positive response. Best Regards, Elizabeth Mary| Conference Manager Gynecology and Obstetrics 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045
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Date: Fri, 05 Apr 2024 20:58:48 +0200 Subject: Re: Reminder: Secure your slot at Gynecology 2024 To: Gynecology Conference <gynecology@scitecheuropeconference.com>
Dear Elizabeth Mary, It’s a pity that I did not receive your original invitation to this auspicious event. I actually work near Zürich, and this conference would be one that I could easily attend. But only yesterday, I signed up to speak at another symposium on 18–19 June. Never mind. I’m sure your event will be a great success! Sincerely,
She's clearly not listening! (rolleyes)
Received: from MAXPR01MB2991.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::af29:3c33:129:1095]) by MAXPR01MB2991.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::af29:3c33:129:1095%7]) with mapi id 15.20.7452.049; Tue, 23 Apr 2024 08:49:39 +0000 From: Gynecology Conference <gynecology@scitecheuropeconference.com> Subject: Reminder: Invitation to a Virtual Gynecology Event Importance: high Date: Tue, 23 Apr 2024 08:49:39 +0000
Dear [snip], I trust this message finds you in good spirits. It is with great pleasure that we extend an invitation to you to present as a distinguished speaker at the upcoming 2nd International Conference on Gynecology and Obstetrics. The conference is scheduled to be held virtually on June 19-20, 2024. We kindly request your consideration in submitting your abstract via the provided link below: https://www.scitechseries.com/gynaecology-obstetrics/abstract-submission Your prompt confirmation of participation would be immensely appreciated, as it will help us in finalizing the conference agenda and ensuring a seamless event. We eagerly anticipate the opportunity to collaborate with you and look forward to the enriching insights you will bring to our conference. Warm regards, Elizabeth Mary |Conference Manager Gynecology and Obstetrics 2024 Phone: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045
<img alt="" width="0" height="0" style="width:2px;max-height:0;overflow:hidden" src="https://email-signature-image.com/signature.gif?u=[snip]&e=[snip]&v=[snip]">GCV 2024
I am, according to Julie Anderson, a renowned expert in the field of vaccines. Not only that, but my valuable contribution will enhance the discourse at her conference. I guess there might even be names on her shitlist who genuinely fit these criteria; they may even be an OCM, whatever the hell that means.
I've come across a number of variations on unsubscribe
, but I think this is the first time I've been offered the opportunity to delist
.
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2024 22:25:10 +0530 From: GCV 2024 <noreply@research-scimedscholarmail.biz> Reply-To: GCV 2024 <antibiotics@antibiotics-conference.com> Subject: Glad to announce you as OCM: GCV 2024
Dear [snip], I hope this message finds you in good health and high spirits. Scitechseries thrilled to extend an exclusive invitation for you to be a distinguished speaker at the Global Congress on Vaccines and Antibiotics (GCV 2024). As a renowned expert in this field, your insights would significantly contribute to our conference theme, "Championing Progress in the Evolution and Development of Vaccines." We believe that your valuable contribution will enhance the discourse at GCV 2024. Your expertise aligns seamlessly with the vision of our conference, and we are eager to have you on board. Kindly confirm your participation and provide us with your presentation topic, a brief biography, and a photograph for promotional purposes. Important Links: Abstract Submission: https://www.scitechseries.com/vaccines/abstract-submission Registration: https://www.scitechseries.com/vaccines/registration Thank you for considering our invitation. We look forward to your positive response and the opportunity to showcase your insights at GCV 2024. Regards Julie Anderson Conference Manager | GCV 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045 ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ De-list from future emails?
Obesity 2024
The curiously-named Lark Allen flatters me with an invitation to an exclusive gathering
in honour of my dedication…to Obesity 2024. The cheeky fucker! (furious)
Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2024 13:33:40 +0530 From: Obesity 2024 <noreply@sci-research-jrnl.biz> Reply-To: Obesity 2024 <obesity@scientific-summits.com> Subject: Honoring your Dedication: An Exclusive Gathering Invitation
Dear [snip], I trust this message finds you in good health and high spirits. I am delighted to extend an invitation for you to serve as a distinguished speaker at the upcoming International Conference on Obesity and Weight Management, scheduled for 16-17 October 2024, in Las Vegas, USA. This Hybrid event allows you to participate as In-person in Las Vegas, USA or Virtually from your home or work. Our mission is to foster interdisciplinary dialogues, share state-of-the-art research, and advance the collective knowledge in the field of Obesity and Weight Management. The overarching theme, Shaping a Healthier Future: Strategies for Global Obesity and Weight Management, is aligned with your expertise, making your potential contribution invaluable. We would be honored to have you deliver a keynote address during the event. Your prompt confirmation is highly appreciated as we work towards finalizing the conference details. Your active participation is crucial to the overall success of this impactful event. Click here to visit the conference website: Obesity Conference Thank you for considering our invitation, and we eagerly look forward to the prospect of your insightful presence. Thanks and Regards, Lark Allen Conference Manager Obesity 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045 ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ Exclude from future emails?
IFND 2024
Dustin Greenwood comes in from India via [cough] London with an exclusive
offer to me, and everyone else on his shitlist. He's excited to invite us—that's the other victims and I, not you and I, dear reader—as distinguished speakers at his undistinguished event in Singapore.
I'd like to revisit Singapore sometime.
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2023 20:20:28 +0530 From: IFND 2024 <noreply@scientific-insights.info> Reply-To: IFND 2024 <dietetics@dietetics-conference.com> Subject: Exclusive Invitation: Become a Distinguished Speaker at Our Food and Nutrition Symposium
Dear [snip], We are excited to invite you to the International Conference on Food, Nutrition and Dietetics (IFND 2024) happening from May 20-21, 2024, in Singapore. This Hybrid event allows you to participate as In-person in Singapore or Virtually from your home or work. Our conference theme is Centered on Remarkable Breakthroughs in Food Science and Technology aiming to elevate awareness and knowledge in the field. It is a global platform for sharing advanced research through keynote talks, presentations, and forums. This global summit will bring together leaders, educators, and researchers in food, nutrition and diet, scientists, and more for networking and future collaborations. We would be honoured to have you as a Speaker, sharing your ground breaking research. Confirm your presence by submitting your abstract. For abstract submission visit: https://www.scitechseries.com/food-nutritional-dietetics/abstract-submission Join us at IFND 2024 for a stimulating conference. Your involvement will enrich the experience. Reach out with any questions; we are here to help. Regards, Dustin Greenwood Conference Manager | IFND 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045 Email: dietetics@scitechconference.com ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ Unsubscribe
Instead of unsubscribing, Dusty now offers the opportunity to discontinue from this list
. I think I preferred it as it was. Or, better still, not at all.
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 2024 19:40:29 +0530 From: IFND 2024 <noreply@conf-summit.info> Reply-To: IFND 2024 <dietetics@dietetics-conference.com> Subject: Exclusive Invitation: Speak at IFND 2024 in Singapore - Your Expertise Needed!
Dear [snip], We are excited to invite you to the International Conference on Food, Nutrition and Dietetics (IFND 2024) happening from May 20-21, 2024, in Singapore. This Hybrid event allows you to participate as In-person in Singapore or Virtually from your home or work. Our conference theme is Centered on Remarkable Breakthroughs in Food Science and Technology aiming to elevate awareness and knowledge in the field. It is a global platform for sharing advanced research through keynote talks, presentations, and forums. This global summit will bring together leaders, educators, and researchers in food, nutrition and diet, scientists, and more for networking and future collaborations. We would be honoured to have you as a Speaker, sharing your ground breaking research. Confirm your presence by submitting your abstract. For abstract submission visit: https://www.scitechseries.com/food-nutritional-dietetics/abstract-submission Join us at IFND 2024 for a stimulating conference. Your involvement will enrich the experience. Reach out with any questions; we are here to help. Regards, Dustin Greenwood Conference Manager | IFND 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045 ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ You can discontinue from this list at any time by clicking on this link
Dusty's getting tiresome now. It's time to try opting out.
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2024 23:55:53 +0530 From: IFND 2024 <noreply@scioral-meetup.biz> Reply-To: IFND 2024 <dietetics@dietetics-conference.com> Subject: Unlock Opportunities: You're Invited to Speak at IFND 2024
Dear , We are excited to invite you to the International Conference on Food, Nutrition and Dietetics (IFND 2024) happening from May 20-21, 2024, in Singapore. This Hybrid event allows you to participate as In-person in Singapore or Virtually from your home or work. Our conference theme is Centered on Remarkable Breakthroughs in Food Science and Technology aiming to elevate awareness and knowledge in the field. It is a global platform for sharing advanced research through keynote talks, presentations, and forums. This global summit will bring together leaders, educators, and researchers in food, nutrition and diet, scientists, and more for networking and future collaborations. We would be honoured to have you as a Speaker, sharing your ground breaking research. Confirm your presence by submitting your abstract. For abstract submission visit: https://www.scitechseries.com/food-nutritional-dietetics/abstract-submission Join us at IFND 2024 for a stimulating conference. Your involvement will enrich the experience. Reach out with any questions; we are here to help. Regards, Dustin Greenwood Conference Manager | IFND 2024 Office: +44 2045874848 WhatsApp: +44 1407380045 ------------------- SCITECHSERIES PUBLISHING LIMITED 71-75 SHELTON STREET, COVENT GARDEN LONDON, WC2H 9JQ If you prefer not to receive our emails, you can opt out from our mailing list
The cheeky fuckers offer me the opportunity to manage my involuntary subscriptions
. (mad)
