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Football TV

A fluff-piece about the captain of the Indian national football team, Sunil Chhetri, is only notable for introducing those of us blissfully unaware that FIFA has a channel to the fact that FIFA has a channel.

His achievements have not gone entirely unrecognised - Fifa produced a documentary on him called Captain Fantastic last year, which is available on the Fifa+ channel.

Gautam Bhattacharyya, BBC News

Having filled my brain at this point, I bailed. But it struck me that having a documentary on FIFA+ is not unlike appearing in interview on Apple TV+, or storing documents on MegaCorpUSA's intranet: hardly anyone will find it.


[the pedant enters the room]
According to FIFA, it's FIFA, not Fifa; and FIFA+, not Fifa+. I'll take those petty points now, Mr Bhattacharyya.