I think I've pissed myself

Rooted

screenshot of the article on BBC news showing the illustrative photo occupying far more space than the written article
The photo occupies three times the space of the article it's illustrating!

A man of no fixed abode has been jailed at Liverpool Crown Court for twenty-eight months for growing cannabis. It's a brief article of only 75 words, so clearly the BBC News droid doesn't have time for such frippery as details. Like explaining what he did with his plants; carry them around with him in a plastic bag, FFS? (confused)

Still, at least he has a fixed address now. And his plants can put down some roots. [tumbleweed]

I'll see myself out…


According to more detailed reports elsewhere, he worked at a farm growing cannabis. It just amused hungover me to think he was doing this alone, while having nowhere to live.