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Miss Nederlad

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I don't think much of yours…

A Dutch transgender woman broke boundaries to win the Miss Netherlands title, becoming the second openly transgender woman to enter December's Miss Universe. And, thanks to her gender reassignment surgery, she didn't even have to tuck.

Men are not only invading women's spaces, we're actually defeating them in their sports, and now in their beauty contests. This is a stunning achievement on behalf of TeH PaTriArchY, although ultimate pageant victory will only be realised when all Miss Universe contestants have to dilate regularly.

By deploying our men-identifying-as-women shock troops behind enemy lines, we cannot fail. In face of the inevitable backlash from trans allies on social media, events organisers would actually factually soil themselves, rather than not elevate our brave girls above their less-deserving, realio-dealio female counterparts.

And this is how tHe PaTriArchY will finally and truly subjugate those born with vagina; crushed beneath the jackboot of our toxic femininity!

BWA-HA-HA! (twirlsmoustache)

After one of our deep cover operatives purchased the Miss Universe contest last year, our dominance is pretty much assured.

Miss Netherlands finalists with Miss Netherlands 2022 Miss Nederland
Miss Nederland 2023 finalists: (L–R) The eventual Miss Nederla(n)d 2023, collateral damage, robbed, random minger, collateral damage, Miss Nederland 2022—showing that personality is highly prized by the Dutch—collateral damage, robbed, collateral damage, serious contender.

Rikkie Valerie Kolle said some people thought she shouldn't enter the contest.

"They [people] told me 'she's a pretty girl but she can go to the trans pageantry because it [Miss Netherlands] is for real women'. "So then I'm like 'OK you're calling me a pretty girl, but also telling me that I'm not a real woman'.

Pria Rai and Jack Gray, BBC Newsbeat

No, Rikki, you're not a real woman. Do you menstruate? Can you bear children naturally? Can you put together self-build furniture without fucking it up somehow? If the answers are no; no; yes, in that order, then you're not a real woman. Ask Dylan Mulvaney.