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There are 27 posts tagged: "what's in a name?"
- Richard the Third
- 14 June 2022
There's been a lot of commentary following the outcome of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard defamation trial. One of the
(more…)highlights
of the case, which has been the source of much hilarity and derision, was the revelation—although I'm pretty sure that it was publicly known years ago—of Heard taking a dump in the marital bed, and later trying to pass the blame onto one of the couple's lapdogs. She now lives in infamy as Amber Turd.- How anonymous is a name?
- 7 June 2022
Joanna York discusses the inequalities of post-pandemic workplace presence: executive managers who require the hoi polloi to drag their sorry arses back into the office, while themselves maintaining remote working practices.
(more…)- The dog's gotta go
- 26 March 2022
When not recognising my excellence in the fields of obesity and diabetes, John Wick's gunning for my thoughts on gynaecology and obstetrics. He obviously considers me to be some sort of jack-of-all-trades. Perhaps the polite term would be polymath? (thinking)
(more…)- Hitman meets fatman
- 18 March 2022
Rent boy by day, hitman by night, John Wick's tracked me down. As long as I don't kill his dog though, I should be fine.
(more…)- You can't call me Al
- 15 March 2022
Musing on the passing of William Hurt, who received four Oscar nominations during his career: the only one of those films that I've seen is Broadcast News. It's definitely okay, and I didn't regret too much the time that I spent watching it. I never need see it again though.
(more…)- Jess and obesity
- 22 February 2022
United Research Forum is back, with another wannabe celebrity conference organiser. Or is Jessie not Sarah Jessica Parker's nickname?*
(more…)- Emma, is that really you?
- 10 February 2022
It appears that international conferences on traditional medicine are really quite the thing. Scientific Meetings are not only organising a hydrid ICTM-2022 in September, but also a virtual one in April. Or are they? (thinking)
(more…)- Peachy
- 21 January 2022
Counting down his choice of The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2021, Todd in the Shadows muses on the banality of Justin Bieber's Peaches, ft. Daniel Caesar and Giveon.
(more…)- Close, but no cigar
- 30 October 2021
Years ago, around sixteen to be precise, I mused on the unlikelihood that there was an actor named Connery Bonds.
(more…)- Snow what?
- 24 June 2021
In what could be seen as just another race-bait move, Disney has cast latina actress Rachel Zegler as Snow White in their upcoming live action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Casting for characters of restricted height has yet to be announced, but it's unlikely that Ray Winstone, Toby Jones, Ian McShane et al. will be invited to reprise their roles from Snow White and the Huntsman, since that would be taking work from genuinely diminutive actors.
(more…)- Privates on parade
- 20 May 2021
Yet another German terrorist plot. And, once again, under German privacy rules the suspect's surname cannot be revealed. In this case, the suspect is a military officer who's only named by the BBC as Lt Franco A.
(more…)- Doris the Minor
- 12 April 2021
Today I learned, through a combination of web forum surfing and Wiki-whacking, that Herod the Great's wife was named Doris. Or, more accurately, one of his wives—for he had several.
(more…)- Gone(ish), but not forgotten
- 9 December 2020
(more…)Deadnaming
is the practice of referring to a transgender person by the name that they used before they transitioned, even if that's only atrans-lite
conversion. So Elliot Page's deadname is Ellen. Using the deadname is considered bad etiquette among the coddled minorities, as is using the wrong pronouns. And the twinks on social media, who have nothing constructive to do with their lives, take it very seriously.- Just a regular guy
- 2 December 2020
In what appears to be a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the public consciousness, Ellen Page has
(more…)come out
. Again. Strewth, is she ever in for more than five minutes?- Just think of the children!
- 26 August 2020
Contentious, or just straight-out whacked children's names are nothing new. But, sometimes parents don't have to be trying too hard to potentially spoil their child's hopes of love, employment, and future happiness.
(more…)- Taking a fall
- 8 August 2020
I'd not heard of Jerry Falwell Jr., the president of Liberty University, a US evangelical Christian college, until he stepped down from his position following an
(more…)unfortunate
social media faux pas. His misdemeanour seems pretty innocent, at least to me, but the righteously indignant took to social media nevertheless.- A dog with no name
- 16 July 2020
RAF Scampton—the home of 617 Squadron, The Dambusters—has replaced the gravestone of the squadron's mascot, a black Labrador named Nigger, who died on the night of the famous raid on the Ruhr dams in 1943. Squadron Leader Guy Gibson, whose dog he was, named him because, at the time,
(more…)nigger
was not a derogatory reference, rather simply the name for a shade of black.- You really couldn't make this up. But someone actually did!
- 15 July 2020
I love a good conspiracy theory, they affirm my cynicism towards secrecy and often
(more…)big government
, but the best ones have a ring of truth about them. Which is more than can be said of the Wayfair child trafficking conspiracy theory.- Lady A at war with Lady A
- 11 July 2020
Following the death of George Floyd, and
(more…)amid a reappraisal of racially insensitive practices
, country trio Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A. Which is unfortunate, since Anita White has performed under that same name for two decades. Now Lady A(ntebellum) are suing Lady A(nita).- Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button
- 29 November 2019
This item in my junk mail folder leapt out at me, simply because of the sender's (alleged) name…Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button. Whoever came up with that has a sense of humour to match mine, and they should feel ashamed.
(more…)- Amusing spam
- 3 February 2016
Occasionally, an amusing spam message comes my way. This, for instance, from Mr Tzee Pepple:
(more…)- Stable door, bolted horse, etc., etc.
- 18 June 2013
A married teacher who ran off with a pupil to France is in court accused of child abduction. According to the BBC:
(more…)Jeremy Forrest, 30, and the girl, who cannot be named, took a cross-Channel ferry to Calais before spending seven days on the run.
- And don't call me Shirley!
- 2 February 2013
Bjork Eidsdottir didn't realise that when she named her daughter Blaer, which means
(more…)light breeze
in Icelandic, she was actually giving her child a male name. Becauselight breeze
is such a masculine name, isn't it? (rolleyes)- Savile row
- 16 November 2012
During
(more…)investigations
into child abuse at Welsh children's homes, one victim implicated a high-ranking Conservative Party official in a recent Newsnight broadcast. Apparently the individual wasn't named during the programme, but later Twitter chatter wrongly named former party treasurer Lord McAlpine.- Saudi Arabia is not feeling .gay
- 15 August 2012
Saudi Arabia has objected to several new gTLD, including .gay, on the basis that they may offend, or promote practices that are counter to their religion. The poofs, on the other hand, counter that .gay is needed for support.
(more…)- The irony is almost touching!
- 6 May 2010
A KKK leader has shot dead a recruit named Lynch.
(more…)- I name this spoon
- 7 April 2009
Ikea even go so far as to name their soddin' spoons FFS. And they're all called Ivan (or whatever).
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